Well look at you, stunning Slurpeeo! This is the perfect hat to confuse folks who have no idea what a Horror Scoop is, and delight strangers who will instantly recognize your wonderful weirdness.

It's comfy, 100% cotton, and will protect you from both the sun and from a horse named Margarine who wants to steal your last can of clam chowder.

• 100% cotton corduroy
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• Cotton twill sweatband and taping
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• Adjustable strap with a gold-colored metal buckle
• Head circumference: 20″–22″ (50.8 cm–56 cm)

This hat is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which adds a few extra days before shipping. It will be shipped separately from any prints, but together along with most other clothing and merch.