If you're trying to decide whether to buy this card, take this quick quiz:

Do you want to send your friend some TLC: Yes/No

Do you want to send your friend some scrubs: Yes/No

Should you go chasing waterfalls: Yes/No

Should you stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to: Yes/No

If you answered Yes, No, No, Yes - congratulations! This is probably the card for you.
 

These cards are blank on the inside for you to compose your own sentiments. Cards measure 5 1/2" x 4 1/4", and have a lovely matte finish.